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"You can call me boo boo kitty fuck"
— (via notrlyimpressed)

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

meredithdraper:

How I feel about children.

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

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Please take this moment to feel intense envy of my dinner.

florabon:

Tony + Beddazler = No good

mishasminions:

ink-n-severedties:

toteardown:

cratenculture:

One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

Always reblog.

Wow

THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN

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wolfofwaluigi:

what i need is the Fargo boxset so i can watch every interview/behind the scenes featurette/deleted scene.

laurenmoran:

I’ve been waiting for this to come around so I could reblog it